@ThinkingSavage: All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.
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@MissWont: It's alright if we're doing it all wrong. After all, we are the first generation to deal with midlife crisis by staring at our phones.
@iAmGolfy: Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
@GingerAtLaw: You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor
@chadchaines: I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used