@Sean_Burgundy_: All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"
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@jenstatsky: The best answer to an American Apparel salesperson asking you if you're looking for anything specific is, "the bottom half of a shirt."
@CubanaMama82: If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice.