@Reverend_Scott: All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
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@noog: Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony.
@KeetPotato: interviewer: if i said the meat here isnt real how would you sell it me: our chicken really is somethin else interviewer: welcome to subway
@ElizaBayne: You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH
@ericsshadow: Doctor: How long have you been in pain? Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997