@Reverend_Scott: All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
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@skylerhanrath: *training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower.
@GordoHelio: Job interview... H- "So how would you describe yourself?" Me- "Verbally but just incase I prepared a dance"..
@GinAndJif: My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again.