@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is never ask a bald man if he remembers something off the top of his head.
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@Book_Krazy: Boss: This is the 3rd time I've seen you slacking off today. Do you know what that means? Me: You want me to move the couch into my office?
@amazymay72x: no, dont go there dont touch that no, leave it alone keep your hands off! a typical morning with my 3yo (or pissed off with my husband)
@erica_rosie: One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.