@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane.
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@Cpin42: [sees that my girlfriend from 3rd grade is getting married] Wow- you didn't waste any time, did you Becky
@Sanbel11: -I can't stand liars and fakes -You are so pretty -See? Why can't everyone be honest like you
@NewDadNotes: Angel: so you named this screwdriver a flathead cause it's head is flat? God: yep Angel: What are you gonna call this other one? God: Phil
@notacroc: DOCTOR: congratulations, it's a boy! *holds up baby tricycle* BICYCLE DAD: what the hell? BICYCLE MOM: *crying*