@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane.
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@TheMichaelRock: I'll stop calling you a racist if you stop bragging about all the marathons you run.
@SveldtSmelt: I like to eat a handful of paperclips right before I walk through a metal detector cuz I got all day, pal.
@MumsieEsq: When your 3yo spits a chewed up wad of cheese into your hand and you're like "where did you find this, I didn't give you any cheese today?"