@literally_is_me: All I'm saying is Sesame Street would be a lot more entertaining if Big Bird were a velociraptor.
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@curlycomedy: Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes.
@Supafunkadunka: My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious.
@sammyrhodes: If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today.
@Doublelife64: Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again.