@Chicken_Hawk38: All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
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@TitaniumToplass: Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do
@hardlyrelevant: (interview for construction job) Foreman: Your resume is just pictures of LEGOs? Me: (proudly) Didn't even have to look at the instructions
@Midgetspar: I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean.
@Soberphobiccc: Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.