@slaughthie: All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave me some very unrealistic expectations.
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@slimmy_shady: Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say "Hello".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed.
@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
@erica_rosie: Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on.
@LackOfShame: While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast.