@JonasPolsky: All in favor of imitating Spanish women say "Aye-yi-yi."
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@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho
@Stellacopter: Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I'd be like cool I'm going home to eat.
@mikeleffingwell: STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION.