@JonasPolsky: All in favor of imitating Spanish women say "Aye-yi-yi."
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@KyleMcDowell86: If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house
@WeissBrandon: When I ask my wife if she wants help, she changes the subject and asks if a bear shits in the woods, like I'm some sort of bear scientist.
@WilliamHale1: A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward.