@Crunch11b: All is fair in drunk and war.
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@HansomeHoosier: "You can have more degrees than a thermometer & still be dumb as shit." - Old Southern Proverb
@VanVeenB: Dance like nobody's watching you. 'Cause they're not. Nobody cares. ~Inspirational tweet~
@TheMichaelRock: Me *wakes up from nap* Wife: what are you doing up? Me: was I not supposed to wake up? Wife[nervous laugh] what?