@KentWGraham: All it takes is a “food dreadful, service poor” Yelp review to get your mother-in-law to stop inviting you to Sunday dinner.
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@bumdog7: I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
@charliedelta7: I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge.
@PressOneForNo: I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18