@Underchilde: All life is precious. Unless you’re an accountant, then you welcome sweet death.
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@nthall350: The zombie I shot earlier may have just been a kid with chapped lips. I don't take any chances.
@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
@huntigula: when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like "wheeee!"
@AnkCoupleTO: Smooth Criminal: I use a razor Smoother Criminal: I get laser treatments Smoothest Criminal: *it's just an Asian guy laughing at them both*