@Underchilde: All life is precious. Unless you’re an accountant, then you welcome sweet death.
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@bobvulfov: dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real
@Playing_Dad: Wife: My friend's turkey died. She's really sad. I want to bring her something. What can I get her? Me: How about some gravy?