@Underchilde: All life is precious. Unless you’re an accountant, then you welcome sweet death.
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@ShortSleeveSuit: Blacksmith *shoes a horse* Swordsmith *forges a blade* Aerosmith *gives a groupie gonorrhea*
@UncleBob56: Nurse: What happened to your FINGERS? Me: You know those chefs who cut up vegetables real fast? N: Yes? M: I can't do that.