@BassoonJokes: all my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second
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@SeanINCypress: If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared.
@wesjohnson8: When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.