@StephenBCramer: All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
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@AdderallMomma: Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
@ben_watt: Just now on tube. Man in rush loses coat draped round shoulders in train doors. Woman retrieves it and calls out 'Batman, your cape.'
@TheTweetOfGod: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude.