@StephenBCramer: All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
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@3sunzzz: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.
@TheMichaelRock: Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
@itshotterhere: Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs.