@Cynner777: All my tattoos pretty much mean the same thing. I had money to blow.
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@dorkwing_duck: Me: how long are you gonna sit there picking your nose? I tried to be polite but this is absurd Potato Head: I want to look good on my date
@FloodyHippie: A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn't scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face.
@WilliamAder: My second account is trying to drive a wedge of suspicion between me and my Twitter crush.