@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
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@robdelaney: How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
@TheTweetOfGod: The two most popular gifts women receive on Valentine's Day are a box of things that make her fat and a bouquet of things she can watch die.
@Loli_Sug: My boss bought a breathalyzer for our office because everyone comes back from lunch drunk. My personal best is .16