@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
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@truegritrumble: WIFE:The pinata is in the tree out back ME:Huh? I sent the kids to the one in front W:What one in front? *angry bees are just everywhere*