@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
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@Dutch_50: Ask someone how they're doing & they'll say fine. Share with them a random health issue & wait for the 20 min dissertation on their ailment.
@CroweJam: I can walk up to any dog, rub its butt and make a friend. That trick only works about half the time on people.
@TheMichaelRock: Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News