@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
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@notbedelia: 911: what's your emergency? M: I'm out of ketchup. 911: miss I don't think u get how 911 works. M: I DONT THINK U GET HOW HOT DOGS WORK
@zachreinert03: I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him
@CovertAgentP: Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons.