@HallpassCanada: All of my best ideas involve jail time.
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@daniel_shaw: I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
@Home_Halfway: WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton
@NinjaSweatpants: Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears