@HallpassCanada: All of my best ideas involve jail time.
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@maughammom: My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms.
@scorpiusryan21: Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur
@caliluvgirl77: Boyfriend: you want to go see the new Star Wars? Me: I LOVE STAR WARS BF: which was your fav Me: duh, Sorcerer's Stone
@LoneWolfStories: Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too.