@HallpassCanada: All of my best ideas involve jail time.
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@MyPolishFace: Me: We should go to the gym more often. Him: I hate it there. It's like a meat market. And I'm the expired meat.
@Maxine12339: Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long.
@kcmoore51: I hate when my wife says her friend at work "got flowers again today" and I have to kill that chick's husband.