@HallpassCanada: All of my best ideas involve jail time.
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@AdderallMomma: *knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again... you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!
@10InchesPlus: A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store.
@CopBroughtPizza: [car dealership] "it's just like walking, except now you have to move your mass AND this 2,000lb vehicle." fred flintstone: i'll take it!