@jwoodham: All of my passwords are the names of various "Friends" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel.
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@YayForJam: Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living
@3sunzzz: Me: Did you finish the banana bread? 16: yep Me: Great, because it was actually a healthy zucchini bread. 16: THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF LIES!
@lamefactory: 911, what's your emergency? What do you mean you've been stabbed? People can't do that, that's illegal.