@iinkedZombie: All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach.
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@SemFitty: Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins? Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
@TheAlexNevil: Remember, parents: your children look to you for guidance. Kids are dumb like that.
@batkaren: ME: You go thru space & time, just traveling alone? DOCTOR WHO: Usually w/a companion ME: Folks from space-time? DW: God no 21st century UK