@iinkedZombie: All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach.
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@theNuzzy: After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
@LosLos__: Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
@Barknado69: Me: why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie Surgeon: wtf M: he was too far out man S: how are you still awake we heavily sedated you