@iinkedZombie: All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach.
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@SpokenDamsel: This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today, I had time.
@philandher96: Trying to make pancakes this morning and it turns out I didn't get the spatula in the divorce.