@iinkedZombie: All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach.
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@vineyille: If you like piña coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this piña colada / It was caught in the rain
@caaataclysm: Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night.
@AcerbicSuburban: Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan.
@kerouac741: Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder where you are If you're not so very far After work, let's hit the bar