@heymonroe: All of these time capsules I just dug up have bodies in them?
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@tech_pirate: 1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin.
@batkaren: "Every dog has his day," they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town.
@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..