@conanobrienswyf: All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun.
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@AmishPornStar1: Seriously joggers?! You're gonna run and carry on a conversation at the same time? And I'm all outta breath just finishing this McMuffin!!!
@TheToddWilliams: [Scientific Conference] Scientist 1: So science? Scientist 2: *nodding* Science.
@T_Bonezzz_: "One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service" - Abraham LinkedIn