@conanobrienswyf: All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun.
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@MoistPork: My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help.
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped you? SUPER DANCE OFF?? Cop: OH YEAH OH YEAH? Cop: No, not really. There's a warrant for your arrest. oh no
@ermahgarton: I don't really have a "blood type." I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance.