@Benjamin4501: All right stop, coagulate and thicken
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@pixelatedboat: Good news, you survived the horrific car crash. Sadly we couldn't find the other guy's arms but we managed to reattach all four of yours
@Home_Halfway: [Starbucks meeting] ME: Sorry I'm "latte" haha BOSS: Aren't you the guy we fired for biting a customer
@Parentpains: My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common.
@Elizasoul80: I don't have an inner child. I have an inner old person who wants everyone to shut up.