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@KattsDogma: All sex is "make up sex" if you don't know what you're doing.
@ThaJawn: (Animal school)
Lion: That's my desk
Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu
-5 minutes later
Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Interviewer: Do you plan on having children?
Me: I have four, why start now?
@TheMichaelRock: Sorry, I just got your text. Do you still need a ride to the ER?
@DownFrontArtist: My GF is such a bad cook. The flies got together to fix the Screen Door.
@RandomlyMJ: Judging from the sounds in my trunk this guy would have had an excellent career as a drummer.