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@DurtMcHurtt: All squirrels fly when you own a T-shirt cannon.
@CastAwayKristen: "Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"
Also known as the contents of my refrigerator.
@SonOfCha: I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond.
@camelSWAG69: "You may now kiss the bride"
Wow this is the happiest day of-
*dad flies by in hot air ballon*
*throws football at my head*
@crunchenhanced: It makes me feel sick that i come from such a long line of hypochondriacs.
@RandiLawson: "Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"
"DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"