@DurtMcHurtt: All squirrels fly when you own a T-shirt cannon.
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@WeissBrandon: I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said "yes" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before.
@Howiesbookclub: "Daddy, are we poor?" Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No. "Compared to my friends?" Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt.
@HuffPostComedy: Louis C.K. perfectly sums up Boston accents in his new special 'Live At The Comedy Store'
@MiddleageM: Heard my mom tell my dad to "stop tossing her salad" at the dinner table and now I can't look at either one of them without laughing...