@InternetHippo: All the adults who used to tell me "When you're older you'll understand" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news
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@psybermonkey: Duolingo [1 day] You forgot to practice [1 week] We miss you [1 month] Fine good luck flirting with french girls you monolingual crétin
@jazmasta: *ex GF pulls up to drive thru where I work* "Big mac please" "Would u like LIES with that?!" *my boss dragging me away* "LIES, LUCY.. LIES!"