@InternetHippo: All the adults who used to tell me "When you're older you'll understand" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news
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@KrazykurtKurt: If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again
@deardilettante: I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger.
@marebytes: Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.
@CerebralWreck: Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.