@girlontapas: They say old habits die hard...
My ex was an old habit, here’s to hoping.
@WilliamAder: While I fully intended to "sleep my way to the top," it appears I've napped my way to the middle.
@RobDenBleyker: I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said "Never forget what I'm about to tell you" then some story about corn.
@LuvPug: Unless someone tries to take a kneecap out with a crowbar, I have no interest in watching the Olympics.
@daemonic3: Here you go, Merry Christmas!
"Dad, why'd you wrap our gifts in soft fabric?"
Because I wanted to make-
Mom: NO DON'T
My presents felt
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