@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
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@ShawnGarrett: Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more.
@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
@Jenny4ashley: I haven't been around a baby in so long I can't even remember how to put their leash on.