@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
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@HomeProbably: If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends.
@T_N_Crumpets: Me: [bursts into wife's meeting] BABE, IT HAPPENED! Wife: Dave, I'm at wo- Me: I paid for 6 [empties chicken nuggets on table] I got 7