@Cryptoterra: all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period
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@jabba_jabba_jaw: Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go? God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that.
@NaaN_Conformist: Don't hate on Americans for not learning a foreign language. Hate on Americans for not learning English.
@omgthatspunny: My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.