@TheOfflcePics: All the time.
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@jwoodham: I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes.
@bourgeoisalien: On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons.
@Dana_Bruno: What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute? Oh yeah…39
@SirEviscerate: You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!