@omgthatspunny: All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on.
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@badbanana: Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.
@AnkCoupleTO: *skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds
@UnFitz: A first kiss so tentative and awkward, you regret all the time you spent practicing on your beagle. Did I just say that out loud?
@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.