@simoncholland: All this data mining and Facebook still can’t tell me what to get my wife for her birthday.
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@3sunzzz: H: I'm going to the strip club tonight. M: okay H: That's it, okay? M: Sure, just remember who prepares your food. H: What? M: What?
@NewDadNotes: Ginny Weasley: so like what are we? Harry Potter: [slowly reaches for invisibility cloak]
@david8hughes: [soldier dying in my arms] "You take this & you give it to my wife." "No [pushes watch back to soldier] she lives really far away from me."