@DurtMcHurtt: All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don't even remember what he did anymore.
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@delusions_of: Bring cheeseburgers to a knife fight. No one wants to stab someone who gave them cheeseburgers.
@KyleMcDowell86: CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT BREAST CANCER "okay" *click* WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING BREAST CANCER U MONSTER "oh no" [mom from other room] WTF KYLE
@Ygrene: Bully: This town isn't big enough for the 2 of us! Me: Oh yeah? Bully: Yeah! Me: Come at me bro *opens town expansion plan* and look at this