@Darlainky: All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us!
-if bras could talk
@VodkaThursday: Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to "If you're happy & u know it" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel
@dance_blessed: decorating my apartment
@Tresca69: Revenge is never as satisfying as you'd hope
And the cops always come sooner then you expect
@Jake_Vig: ME: Siri listen very carefully. I need you to quietly dial 911, and...
SIRI: I HAVE FOUND TWO RESTAURANTS WITHIN 5 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION.
@Izianikapani: Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs.