@Darlainky: All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us!
-if bras could talk
@lecalabara: Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.
@MandiAtRandom: It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated.
@WilliamRodgers: They need to make a dating App. For couples who have that "3rd wheel" best friend.
It would be like a 3rd party Tinder with 2 References.
@ManiacallySound: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because no body liked you in high school, and then you caught me speeding.
@murrman5: *doesn't turn down whale sounds relaxation cd while being pulled over*