@Darlainky: All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us!
-if bras could talk
@WickedDarkEyes: If you haven't used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me.
@Kyle_Lippert: Just saw a dude catcall a woman with "Nice heels, girl" and his friend slapped him and said "Those are knock offs, bro"
@GoldenSpirals: He tripped, and the laundry basket fell to floor, spilling clothes everywhere.
I sat back and watched it all unfold.
@ClaytonSykes: After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, "you'll need your receipt." I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life...
@alrightbob: "Don't move or she's dead" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing.