@Darlainky: All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us!
-if bras could talk
@MisfitMuse: So far, I've gotten away with passing as an adult again today.
@OutOnTheMoors: Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly.
@Bexdora: Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham?
WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?
@Classy_Cassy89: You know you're drunk when the cat barks.
@mydmac: A boomerang is just a frisbee for loners.