@Darlainky: All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us!
-if bras could talk
ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue*
1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*
@beefman138: *Brings pen to sword fight*
Guy with sword : What's that?
Me : Tis mightier!
@AntozWolf: Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken.
@SirEviscerate: Are you eating Jell-O?
You know what gelatin is made from, right?
Cow: "No, what?"
Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy.
@GlennyRodge: My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.