@Darlainky: All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us!
-if bras could talk
Hey dad, where are mountain lions from?
-Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much...
@M3lissaMcDonald: I'm having an out of money experience.
@JElvisWeinstein: "And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?"-- Teen Brian Williams' mother
@vrunt: please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*
@EllieM72: The moderator needs a spray bottle. Each time someone interrupts, they could just be like: "NO! BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! BAD!! *spray*