@bacon_gillepic: All women are technically bodybuilders if they get pregnant
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@lilgapeach30: Fine, you drive. I won't tell you how. I'll just yell WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA THROW UP AND WE'RE GONNA DIE til we arrive.
@ninjadinosaur1: There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security.
@BlindChow: Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. "You mean salami?" No, just a single salamus. "Um ok, anything else on that?" Yes, one pepperonus.