@chrisanna4real: All women really want is to be treated like you treat your iPhone.
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@ddsmidt: When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text.
@stephenjmolloy: Chief cop: "This might be racially motivated." Ian: "Hate crime?" Chief cop: "We all hate crime, Ian. That's why we are cops."