@chrisanna4real: All women really want is to be treated like you treat your iPhone.
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@mdob11: I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress
@shahnischmani: Just heard a lady say she's been shopping at this Kmart for the last 15 years, and I was like, "doesn't your family miss you?"
@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...