@TEXASVETERAN: All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships.
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@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires.
@Ideal_Victoria: Oh… Oh dear… it looks like my grandmother’s embroidered pillow may have stolen your tweet.