@david8hughes: All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. He's petrified of candles.
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@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
@FatBottomGirl1: Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds.
@eyeswidebutt: me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe