@HenpeckedHal: Alligators can survive for 2-3 years without eating. My personal record is 16 minutes.
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@Ygrene: Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
@stevevsninjas: [camera store] Luke: I'd like to buy a tripod. Yoda: There are only do-pods and do-not-pods.
@d_duhwit: Me*suspicious the neighbor is a cannibal*:"Do U find this is a tough neighborhood? Neighbor:"Na, u just use a slow cooker. Me:"What? n:"What