@LostBrainwaves: Alligators gonna alligate
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@amydillon: Day 1,459 of my son acting shocked and aggrieved when I tell him to go brush his teeth before bed.
@underrateDad: Wrong hole, except its just me watching my 3 yr old try to squeeze his head through the sleeve of his t-shirt...
@AndyRichter: If you're not carrying around matchbooks from places you've been recently I don't know why you don't want your murder to be solved