@LostBrainwaves: Alligators gonna alligate
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@Cali_Kid_Mike: Narcissist? Let's just calm down with the big words and keep this conversation about me.
@AristotlesNZ: If a cop is at the door when I answer, I yell into the house "Anyone order a stripper?" then say "Sorry, wrong house" & slam the door shut.
@jewfacekilla: Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too
@thatguyJA: I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?