@LostBrainwaves: Alligators gonna alligate
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LennoxTruman: "Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide." *opens wide* "Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"
@Diversion50: "Get Well Soon" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn’t see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.