@trevso_electric: Alligators sewing little pictures of rich white people on their shirts.
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@__iCE_CREAM__: Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it
@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
@kyry5: At a business meeting: "How about SuperCupid?" "No, expectations will be too high" "GreatCupid?" "Lower" "Uhhh, OKCupid?" "Brilliant"