@trevso_electric: Alligators sewing little pictures of rich white people on their shirts.
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@iGreenMonk: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
@krisv_723: Enrique:I can be your hero baby Me:I'm good E:I can kiss away your pain Me:Nah E:You can take my breath away Me: *smothers him with pillow
@HatfieldAnne: I appreciate your confidence in me, but it appears your “foolproof” chicken recipe is merely “fool resistant.”
@ColoradoCrow: That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod