@trevso_electric: Alligators sewing little pictures of rich white people on their shirts.
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@torrami: Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :(
@fro_vo: Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an "arf"itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
@Underchilde: What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store.
@GreenishDuck: Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?" until they got some answers.