@inikoblue: Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me.
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@Book_Krazy: CW: I think you're two-faced Me: Why don't you say that to my face CW: I just did! Me: No. My other face.
@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.