@Muggernaught: Alway be nice to anyone that has full unhindered access to your toothbrush.
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@rmfnord: At some point, you'd think there'd be a governmental inquiry into the excessively high escape rate of Gotham City's penitentiaries.
@FatherofTweet: Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike.
@iDontWannaBeYhu: Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski.