@Muggernaught: Alway be nice to anyone that has full unhindered access to your toothbrush.
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@SortaBad: Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo
@mayamanion: I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit.
@mstern68: If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf
@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.