@RainbowJohnJ: Always a housemaid, never a house.
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@SoVeryBritish: Trains delayed due to: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Sarcastic swan
@UncleDuke1969: Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty.
@OldUncleDaveO: I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle