@meganamram: Always a metermaid never a meter
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@AndyAsAdjective: [spelling bee] your word is 'hor d'oeuvre' "can you use it in a sentence?" yes…'I bet this kid can't spell hor d'oeuvre'
@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
@thatUPSdude: Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! "The green one dad, not the Red one!"