@The_Sculptress: Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe.
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@iwearaonesie: wife: Why don't we run through the parking lot? me [laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me] Because it's dangerous
@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
@jdforshort: Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale