@The_Sculptress: Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe.
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@DevinRange: I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying "Dark" Vader I may have to sell him.
@SortaBad: Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo
@iam__kaycee: *Dating a Jealous dude* Him: Baby, where are you? Her: I'm in the church Him: Give Jesus the phone
@LolaFaglana: I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say "Mommy steals credit cards" when they're in a checkout line.