@9GAG: Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.
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@OfficialMizGin: Vegetarian: *lists 100 reasons why I shouldn’t eat meat* Me: Counterpoint: bacon.
@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.
@causticbob: My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it.