@JohnLyonTweets: Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.
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@rolldiggity: A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing
@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"
@cluedont: You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will.