@JohnLyonTweets: Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.
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@KKAlThani: "How do we hide Superman's identity?" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled "With glasses!" & everyone started clapping for him.
@KentWGraham: Don’t be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I’m walking the dog.
@TrueTorontoGirl: Ironically I’m watching an exercise infomercial because I’m too lazy to get the remote.
@Poutymcgee: The cat licks itself and it's cute. I do it and I'm "no longer allowed in the library".