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@ehdannyboy: "Always give your food a rinse before you eat it," my dad always used to say.

Lovely man.

Made terrible sandwiches.

“Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,” my dad always used to say. 

Lovely man. 

Made terrible sandwiches.

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