@robdelaney: Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."
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@G_Faylor: an apple drops from a tree and hits me perfectly in the head but i don't act like some big science guy
@scorpicpanda: If there's awkward silence & he asks what you're thinking about "emotionally damaged werewolves" is not the best answer. I know this now.
@sad_tree: *Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*