@robdelaney: Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."
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@samfromks: White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope.
@LizHackett: ME: Why can’t I sleep? CUP OF COFFEE FROM 4 PM: I’ve put together a list of everyone who might be mad at you.