@ScottLinnen: Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness.
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@RadioShorty: So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?!
@dysondoc: Trump: "I'm going to make sure we let in less immigrants." Pence: "Fewer!" Trump: "Shhh, don't call me that yet."
@joci2203: All I'm saying is there's no coincidence that Superheroes come in all forms and so does cheese.
@QwertyJones3: Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.